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lastofthewine
Age 85 From South Shields, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
6ft. 195 lbs. Vertically a gent - horizontally,
otherwise. Ass freak. Gentle when need be but very severe with impudent upstart boys in need of a good 'seeing-to'.
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Tv, Photography, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Meeting a nice friendly guy. Having a couple of drinks and a laugh and if we get along then the sky's the limit.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being a performing artist, singer, etc.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To be more accepting of other peoples opinions and tastes but as I am a rather intolerant son-of-a ... I'm finding that a tad difficult!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Pop, Classical, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Music
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Listening to music. Talking to friends. Having a drink. Getting cosy with a nice guy

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Honesty, discretion, cleanliness and complete obedience. A touch of humour is ok on occasion
but otherwise just do as your told and take it like a man.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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